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I don’t know, Ana, you might have to start learning the words for things because I’m not sure an italicized “there!” is going to keep covering it as your sex life gets more varied.
"Truly, your thirst for knowledge is commendable, my dear. That’s a butt plug."
"You, my love, have the soul of scholar. That’s a butt plug."
God, ELJames’ writing is funnier than I will ever be
Remember, ladies, the ~dreamiest~ boyfriends are always mad at you.
Yeah, your relationship should be patterned after the predator/prey model. That’s healthy
This next part reads like EL wanted to cram a sex toy catalog into her novel, because Christian goes through and tells us about them, one by one. Do these books come with a bunch of “ORDER NOW!” ads in the back? They should
ELJames thinks a few weeks is about the right timeline between meeting/stalking someone and proposing to them, so I’m not surprised she also thinks it’s more than enough time to forget all about some forced kissing
Mrs. Jones thinks Ana is just as ridiculously useless as I do apparently.
Christian takes a recent victim of forced sexual contact and… traps her and forces more sexual contact. Because YOU GOTTA GET BACK ON THE HORSE SOMETIME ANA. The sexual coercion horse. Sigh.
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